Thursday, November 29, 2007

Top 10 Career Choices for B.B. Masterson

(In descending order of importance)

10. Adult Films (the obvious 10th choice)
-or a Walmart Greeter; a tie @ #10!
9. Skydiving/Base Jumping Instructor
8. Namer of new scented Crayola crayons
(& future patent-holder for FLAVORED crayons!)
7. Flathead Catfish Noodler
6. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer
(or the person who puts the fortunes inside the cookie w/out
breaking the cookie~)
5. Semi-pro Mechanical Bull Riding Champion
4. Braille Novelist ("...dot,dot,2vertical dots;4 dots in a square,dot".)
3. Whiskey Ambassador
2. Professional Sports Mascot
1. Explodologist

**subject to change on a whim

RANDOM realization/question:

After reading a letter from a small Canadian girl, something struck me as odd- so I posed this question: When was the last time I saw the word "singular" not spelled "Cingular"? It's just plain crazy! They have a virtual monopoly on a misspelled word!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

http://brainsonfire.com/blog/

Finally a corporate blog written by people who haven't forgotten that life isn't all business, and pertinent information can still have a sense of humor! Is this a biased blogging simply because I aspire to be under the fore mentioned company's employ? Probably so- still, the blog is a big part of what got me interested in the first place. I learn something- whether it be about the industry or the people in it, every time I check it out. Proof positive that this company knows marketing is how masterfully they market themselves, simply by blogging their brains out.

Brains On Fire

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

...what a woeful October

My sympathies, apologies, and deepest regrets, as I have overlooked my blog for an entire month! Shant happen again.