(In descending order of importance)
10. Adult Films (the obvious 10th choice)
-or a Walmart Greeter; a tie @ #10!
9. Skydiving/Base Jumping Instructor
8. Namer of new scented Crayola crayons
(& future patent-holder for FLAVORED crayons!)
7. Flathead Catfish Noodler
6. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer
(or the person who puts the fortunes inside the cookie w/out
breaking the cookie~)
5. Semi-pro Mechanical Bull Riding Champion
4. Braille Novelist ("...dot,dot,2vertical dots;4 dots in a square,dot".)
3. Whiskey Ambassador
2. Professional Sports Mascot
1. Explodologist
**subject to change on a whim
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